Online Optimisers · Kiba / Zucity
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Tone-setter · Read this first

Why I built this for you

This isn't a pitch. There's nothing to buy here, no calendar link, no "happy to jump on a call to discuss." Just a constellation of things I'd surface if Zucity were a paying retainer client.

I spent the day looking at Zucity the way I look at the businesses we run audits on. Same crawl, same wedge mapping, same CRO teardowns, same outreach playbook. Then I built it into a hub so you can pick at it like a buffet rather than read a 40-page report.

Take what's useful. Drop the rest. Some of it will be obvious to you (you live this stuff). Some of it I'll have got wrong because I'm working from public intel and one website visit. The bits in between, hopefully, are worth your time.

What's actually here

Four pages do the heavy lifting:

The rest are supporting: audit (light, structural, no keyword plan), competitors, geography expansion, AI ops modules, 20 niche content ideas, 90-day plan, profile, site v2 thoughts, platform notes, if-we-ever-collab.

The honest reason this exists

Three reasons stacked, in order of weight:

1. You're a friend. The /meta-cognition-spec sprint we worked through landed cleanly, and seeing how you think about agent design changed how I structure my own. This is reciprocation for that, more than anything else.

2. Japan, eventually. The honest version is I'd love to spend a few weeks at one of the Karuizawa or Hokkaido properties at some stage. Coliving with builders is a much better way to do a long-haul work trip than a hotel room. So this is partly a hello and partly a "here's what I'd bring if we ever ran a themed week together."

3. Long-tail trust. The agency runs on referrals from people who've seen our work close-up. You sit in a network where AI-builder shops get name-checked all the time. If anything in here proves useful, the chance you remember us when one of your members asks "who builds AI sites" goes up. That's the only sales motion I run, and it's a slow one.

None of that is a condition. The orb works as a gift even if you screenshot the wedge-offers page, close the tab, and never think about it again. That's a fine outcome.

What it's NOT

How to use it

Start at kiba-brief if you want the 90-second TL;DR. Otherwise dive into wedge-offers first - that's the densest signal-to-noise page.

Then pick three things. Anywhere on the orb. If any of them spark an idea you want to scope into something real, ping me and I'll write a 1-pager in 30 minutes. No clock, no pressure, no expectations.

And honestly - tell me when you're next in Karuizawa or Chiang Mai. That's the highest-value follow-up here.

Donal · Online Optimisers · 2026-05-28